I Don't Think...Therefore I must be

I was feeling creative after listening to Juss Listen Vol. One, so I decided to make a mini rap. Out to my guy James.

I know you think that you got mad rhymes, but I’m gonna let you know I drop that shit like dimes. I got inspired by a good friend of mine, showin all the world that its his time to shine. That man’s name’s Juss, growin hotter than the sun, in case you ain’t know, hear JussListenVolumeOne. That boy’s gonna be big one day, and once he gets there you’re all gonna say: “That boys no good, his rhymes are so bad, he should go back to HS, like all he’s ever had.” “He can’t be big, don’t even try to listen, no talent, no skill, no vision, don’t doubt it.” Well fuck all you haters who think you know best, he’s been makin music with no money in his chest! He’s gonna go far and he ain’t a gangbanger, he’s our boy Juss, no lies, Gamechanger.

Dear Haters (in a rap),

I know y’all call me fat behind my back, I know y’all think my laugh and my style are totally wack. I know you think my friends are no fun, shut the hell up to me their number one. You look out for you and you only, mad viper, me I watch my bros back like a muthafuckin sniper. Mess with me and it won’t get said, mess with my friends and I’ll kill your ass, dead. Yeah my rhymes suck I got that, no danger, but the day you get the balls to come at me face to face it’ll be just that…Gamechanger.

Question:

How do you talk to the girl you rlly wanna date but it never works out cause you’re both really busy and it sucks and yeahhh FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I swear…(a message to girls who complain that no guy likes them)

Okay, so yes there is definately more to you than a great body and at least this guy gets that. Its not about who has the biggest boobs (seriously weird competition if you ask me) or who’s hooked up with the most guys (good for you, now check for stds) its about who you are when you’re one on one talking with me or some other guy who gets it ( I know a few btw.) You’re beautiful, hell yes I’ll tell you that, but just because I said it doesn’t mean thats all I notice. I notice your smile, I notice your eyes, I notice the way you treat others, I notice the way you interact with me. So if you think that no guy likes you, you should try talking to someone who does notice aka THE GUYS YOU PUT IN THE FRIEND ZONE (or don’t talk to at all)

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Watching the beginning of this…:D